As he's leaving the dining room table: "Mom, I already brushed my teeth!" (nice try, go) "No, I did! i brushed them with my tongue. See!" As he proceeds to lick his teeth clean.
to a state trooper pulling me over "you look like Indiana Jones!!!"
"did you and dad marry each other" (yea, because we love each other) "huh, huh. I love you. I want to marry you"
yum mom! what are those? (potatoes) Bleck. They make me fhrow up.
after I got back in the car from pumping gas: "Mom, great job pumping gas!" (uh, thanks) "You're welcome!"
Mom- taylor is the meanest brother ever.... for today at least.
mom, did I beat you to the car? (yes) oh yeah, I'm the best. Go me, go me.
Mom. when i take off my cast i will do kaytwando, right? (yes) oh good. i want to beat up bad guys.
"mom... take my booger" "hang on, im driving, I'll get it when we get to school." "Um, nevermind. i threw it out the window." "How? it's closed??" "um, i threw it out the window and a car rolled over it and got stuck. my booger is sticky."
when playing wii with his brothers: "jonas, dont kill me because Indiana Jones is the best"
After being told that he couldn't eat M&m's right then: "I'll just say sorry later"
trying to sing human, by the Killers: and i'm on my knees searching for the ants stuff, are we human, or are we dancers?
during an FHE lesson on emergency prepardness: Mom: Van, what do you do if your clothes catch on fire? VAn: (looking at me like I'm stupid) You change your clothes.