our converastion this evening:
Jonas: (crying) Mom, Sullivan hit me!!??
Me: Van, we don't hit! Why did you hit him.
Van: I didn't
Me: you didn't?
Van: No, I punched him.
We ended up in the ER last week with Van... He and his brothers were showing off for Katie
when Van jumped on Ts back for a piggy back ride... T wasn't expecting it and fell staright back catching Vans head on the metal corner of our coffee table... The ER guy said they could put a staple in it, but if he was careful it should do just fine. we opted no staple and it healed nicely but I have never seen so much blood come out of someone so fast... it was gross....
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He said what??!!
- As he's leaving the dining room table: "Mom, I already brushed my teeth!" (nice try, go) "No, I did! i brushed them with my tongue. See!" As he proceeds to lick his teeth clean.
- to a state trooper pulling me over "you look like Indiana Jones!!!"
- "did you and dad marry each other" (yea, because we love each other) "huh, huh. I love you. I want to marry you"
- yum mom! what are those? (potatoes) Bleck. They make me fhrow up.
- after I got back in the car from pumping gas: "Mom, great job pumping gas!" (uh, thanks) "You're welcome!"
- Mom- taylor is the meanest brother ever.... for today at least.
- mom, did I beat you to the car? (yes) oh yeah, I'm the best. Go me, go me.
- Mom. when i take off my cast i will do kaytwando, right? (yes) oh good. i want to beat up bad guys.
- "mom... take my booger" "hang on, im driving, I'll get it when we get to school." "Um, nevermind. i threw it out the window." "How? it's closed??" "um, i threw it out the window and a car rolled over it and got stuck. my booger is sticky."
- when playing wii with his brothers: "jonas, dont kill me because Indiana Jones is the best"
- After being told that he couldn't eat M&m's right then: "I'll just say sorry later"
- trying to sing human, by the Killers: and i'm on my knees searching for the ants stuff, are we human, or are we dancers?
- during an FHE lesson on emergency prepardness: Mom: Van, what do you do if your clothes catch on fire? VAn: (looking at me like I'm stupid) You change your clothes.
I know I shouldn't find this funny--but I had to laugh! I can only imagine what life with 4 boys must be like ;)
ReplyDeleteI seriously belly laughed when I read Van's clarification that he punched Jonas. That child is so fabulous!
ReplyDeleteOh, dear...sorry about the head wound. Blood all over...*shudder*.
I was going to quip, "At least your couches are red, right?" but I won't...that would be in very poor taste. I am way classy.
It was pretty gross! Blood, blood, blood! LOL I was so glad he was OK!
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